Joke (농담)

 Korean

내 고막을 울리는 리듬
Bass & Drum 날 움직이는 기름
여기 존재하는 모든 행복과 너의 새해 복 까지 모두 imma fuckin get em
나는 엘라스틴 너희들은 비듬
랩 병신들 너희 수준 비등비등
fame, girls, money that ma honey to the 100 to the 100
누가 나를 막니 imma fuckin beat em
거머리 같은 haters 나를 죽여 나를 묶어 나를 숙연
하게 만들어 im so super i juss grew up
그지같은 motherfucker motherfucker 싹 다 섞어 손발 꺾어
시켜 서커스 시켜 턱걸이 전부 fuck up
한입으로 두말 여자들은 널 보고 불러 언니
너무나도 쉽게 까는 철판들 지들 곡에선 지들이 뭐 이건희
에 여잔 파리보다 더 꼬여 아서 니 현실 싹 다 보여
홍대 예능쇼에 몇 안되는 힙수니들이 느이 그 고정
난 이곳의 문을 열고 닫아, 마치 개폐인
너희들이 맨날 느낀다는 rap pain
난 순식간에 비트를 제패
널 보면 비트들이 말을 하네 쟤 패
배알이 좀 꼴리실 거에요 제 pay
스웨덴, 독일 브라질 to 재팬
니 더러운 혀보다 강해여 제 펜
이제야 까보네여 오광보다 더한 제 패

Got six bullets in my tongue
Six snakes in my lung
Six shots got me feelin’ 2pac 그래 이건 에이셉의 가사여
금실 좋은 부부처럼 별거 없지
넌 천상 여자처럼 설 거 없지
나는 탁탁 먼지털이 박박 쓸어버려 물 같은 내 혀, 설거지
이건 의미없는 말놀이 you know i got a mufuckin beat
i got a mufuckin rhyme
i got a mufuckin flow i got a mufuckin style
i got a mufuckin wine i got a mufuckin shine
대체 몇 마디니 나의 mufuckin line
Bitch im the one im so mufuckin prime
너넨 존나게 촌스러 촌장님, 혹 또는 족발을 좋아하는 꼰대님 스탈
Bitch im your man. 10 outta 10 심장은 꺼매 한여름의 썬탠
작전을 개시하지 그래 내 이름의 브랜드
혼자 다 해먹네 내 이름의 밴드
여긴 내가 차린 놀이동산 pull the 레버
뿌리부터 차이나지 너와 나의 레벨
본 이름은 greatest 또 나의 성은 ever
절대 개명 신청 안해 나는 never ever ever
그램마 넌 갑보단 깝, 탑보단 밥, 답보단 짭
야동 보면 넌 3초면 싸
나는 top of the top, 갑 of the 갑, 답 of the 답
선배 후배들도 다 돌아가
그냥 좆이나 까잡숴 먹어봐 맛있어
그래 넌 나의 적 그러니까 적 까!
낮이던 밤이던 존나게 부지런
세글자 랩밖에 못하는 쉐꺄 넌
비비디 바비디 부비디 바비디
니미니 나미니 지기미 차카미
니꺼는 나가리 쳐먹어 노가리

이름이 미미니 shawty? 노답
내 랩 완전히 꼭지가 돈 랩
니 랩은 한마디만 할게 don’t 랩
내 껀 좀 큰 물에서 좀 논 랩
니 껀 원래 랩이 아니란다 non-rap
그래 넌 최고의 여자, 갑질
So 존나게 잘해 갑질
아 근데 생각해보니 갑이었던 적 없네
갑 떼고 임이라 부를게. 임질
I pop it rock it knock it never stop it talkin some trashes
난 백수라서 없어, 자비 넌 real 백수. 없어 차비
You know i aint about the thousands let me ride it yo drop it swap it
rock it mock it stalk it lock it in my pocket theres full of monsters
Yeah i gettin on em bitch gettin on em rich
해변의 아들 너는 son of a beach
난 원석처럼 빛나 마치 son of a 비취
나는 괴물 so son of a 스티치
Yeah man i told you that im a monster
That why i be rappin non stop
I do want your hands at the concert
Want your fuckin damn erry hands at the concert
Hit me

English

The rhythm that rings in my eardrums
Bass & Drum the fuel that moves me
All the happiness that exists here and even all your new year’s luck
Imma fuckin get em
I’m elastin, you guys are dandruff
Rap morons, your skill levels are all similar
Fame, girls, money that ma honey to the 100 to the 100
Who will stop me Imma fuckin beat em
Haters like leeches kill me and bind me
And silence me I’m so super I juss grew up
Like a beggar motherfucker motherfucker mix them all, bend their hands and feet
Make them do a circus make them do chin ups all of them fuck up
You say one thing and mean another, women call you unni
Become thick skinned so easily, in your songs it’s as if you’re Lee Gun-Hee
You say you attract girls like flies, stop it I can see all of your reality
Hongdae variety shows and those few loyal hippies are your regulars
I open and shut the door of this place,
Like the rap pain that you shitty retards say you feel everyday
In an instant, I dominate the beat
When they see you, the beats talk and say, “beat him”
You’ll be feeling envious of my pay
Sweden, Germany, Brasil to Japan
Stronger than your dirty tongue is my pen
Now I can finally reveal my hand that is better than 5 Kwang*

Got six bullets in my tongue
Six snakes in my lung
Six shots got me feelin’ 2pac, yeah these are A$AP’s lyrics
Just like a happily married couple there’s not much to you,
Just like a perfect woman, you need no erection**
I tap tap the duster, scrub scrub and sweep away,
My tongue like water, washing the dishes
This is a meaningless wordplay, you know I got a mufuckin beat
I got a mufuckin rhyme
I got a mufuckin flow I got a mufuckin style
I got a mufuckin wine I got a mufuckin shine
Just how many measures are these, my mufuckin line
Bitch I’m the one I’m so mufuckin prime
You’re fuckin tacky, a village mayor, or a pig’s-feet loving old man style
Bitch I’m your man, 10 outta 10, my heart is black, a midsummer’s suntan
I start the battle plan, yeah my name’s brand,
I do it all alone, my name’s band
This is my amusement park, pull the lever
Your level and mine are different from their very roots
My name is greatest and my last name is ever,
I’m never asking to change my name, not me, never ever ever
Yeah, man, you’re a clown, not the powerful man,
Prey rather than the top, imitation and not the answer
When you watch porn, you come in just 3 seconds
I’m the top of the top, most powerful of the elite, answer of the answers
Even the hoobaes and sunbaes all go around
Just go suck a dick, just try it, it’s delicious
Yes you’re my enemy so fuck off!***
Day or night, fucking hard working
You can only do three-word raps, you bastard.
Bibidi babidi, boobidi babidi
Nimini namini jigimi chakami
Yours will go out, stuff yourself with dry fish

Is your name mimi? Shawty, you’re hopeless
My rap is completely insane rap
Your rap, I’ll just say one thing - don’t rap
My rap is rap that’s played in larger waters,
Yours isn’t actually rap, it’s non-rap
Yeah you’re the best woman, best vagina*
So you’re fucking good at it, abuse of power****
Ah, but now that I think of it you were never in power,
So I’ll take off the power and call you dear. Gonorrhea*****
I pop it, rock it, knock it, never stop it, talkin some trashes
I’m unemployed so I have no mercy,
You’re really unemployed so you have no money for the bus
You know I ain’t about the thousands, let me ride it yo drop it swap it
Rock it mock it stalk it lock it in my pocket there’s full of monsters
Yeah I gettin on em bitch, gettin on em rich
The son of the beach (in Korean), you’re a son of a beach
I glow like an unpolished gem, just like the son of a jade******
I’m a monster so son of a Stitch*******
Yeah man I told you that I’m a monster
That why I be rappin non stop
I do want your hands at the concert
Want your fuckin damn erry hands at the concert
Hit me

Translator’s Notes:

* Getting a ‘5 Kwang’ in Hwatu, a Korean card game, is like a four of a kind.
** Wordplay: standing/erection. Could have been ‘you don’t need to stand’, but with the wordplay it becomes ‘you need no erection’, which is a diss to the person’s masculinity.
*** Wordplay: ‘적/Juk’=‘enemy’, ‘좆/Jot’=‘dick’. ‘적 까/Juk kka’=‘show yourself’, sounds similar to ‘좆까/Jot kka’=‘bare your dick’ which is essentially, ‘fuck off’.
**** Wordplay: ‘best vagina’ and ‘abuse of power’ are both ‘갑질/Gab-jil’ in Korean.
***** ‘갑질/Gab-jil’=‘abuse of power’. ‘임질/Im-jil’=‘gonorrhea’, a sexually transmitted disease. ‘임/Im’=‘dear’, and ‘갑/Gab’=‘power’. So, take off the ‘Gab’ in ‘Gab-jil’ and add ‘Im’, then you’re left with ‘Im-jil’.
****** ‘비취/Bi-chui’=‘jade’, a precious gemstone. The word in Korean is pronounced similar to ‘bitch’ and ‘beach’ in the previous lines.
******* Reference to the animation ‘Lilo & Stitch’.